June 2013
*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*
I would like to say that i am ridiculously proud of one of my guy friends, and so disappointed in another that it hurts…

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like


