batreaux:

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

selfinducedcomatose:

i always get mad at myself for not talking to people but when i talk to people i get mad at myself because i dont know how to talk to people

(Source: curbstomped)

whealty:

you can tell by the way i use my walk

im a womans man

no time to talk

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

David’s Jack might be my favourite Jack ever

David just just out of ammo and running around with his wrench, bludgeoning people to death while muttering “I hate you. Stop being alive. I hate all of you. I just need you to die.”

Running by Big Daddys all “No. I’m not dealing with you right now. I hate you and I don’t want to do anything.”

I feel bad that I’m just sitting here laughing at him